Maxine has it figured out..........

This is way to simple for our Congress to comprehend, let alone act on.

Good ole' Maxine....gotta love her.
This is the best analogy yet!
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution
For the mess that America is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food. But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere! Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own
Pocket. And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see. Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic
Citizen. Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak
English. Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop .